Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valentime

Normally, you wouldn't see me talking about Valentine's day. I'd call it one of the useless celebrations out there, but that's just what you'd hear me say on normal occasions.
This occasion isn't one so.

For those who can make it possible, I suggest you go out with two girlfriends instead of one. And those who can go out with two, I'd recommend three. For those who can't, make sure you have at least one special person to spend time with.
And once you're out, make sure you hold hands and walk all over the park, sit on all the benches and do whatever it takes to pull in Shiv Sena's attention. Prove their foundation of beliefs wrong, because they don't realize it themselves.

Before I move any further, how's about we sit down and introspect about where all this is going?
Notice that Shiv Sena fails to work on emotions, and it has a reason for every one of its actions. Although, either they lose all confidence in front of the news cam. or have no clear reasons for what they're doing at all.
One of them reports that V-Day should be stopped from being "celebrated" because it's harming the Indian culture. If that's true, then he must also dislike boys from meeting girls in the first place, and to that, his first target must be the co-ed schooling system. So, why not just make boy and girl schools separate?
The other suggests that V-day is a display of vulgar activities. Really? What's so special about V-day at that? Is there anything that's keeping me from doing that on a regular Wednesday? Or is it allowed every other day except Valentine's time? If not, then why not take a brigade marching around everyday and stop male-female eye contact?
And the finest one of them all, "The boy likes the girl, and the girl gets married to someone else, but the boy remains lovestruck, so their parents suffer."

Perhaps Shiv Sena is just a conspiracy; a group of people who never had any luck in their love life, and they envy those who have someone to smile at. Perhaps they cannot bear all this, because they never had all this, in spite of wanting all this.

This Valentine's, say no to Shiv Sena.
Prove them wrong, guys. "Celebrate" Valentine's all week long.

9 comments:

  1. who was ur valentine this 14th?? ;p

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  2. @rusty:
    The question should be:
    Did I even have a valentine, ever?!

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  3. :) :) :) :)

    hapy ex valentinz......

    im a blogggggeer22222222222 ..........muhahahahah!!!

    oye exams chal rahe hain...shud study...bye

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  4. @aakarsh:
    Big Jeeb.

    Study hard though, and best of luck.

    Oh yeah, I'd appreciate comments about the post, not something that involves sinister laughing.
    We have email for that.

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  5. VALENTI"m"E... intelligent...

    @ shiv sena.... mere mumbai vale dost have such funny things to describe abt dem..!! lol

    @ shiv sena is a conspiraccy of ppl who didnt have it gud in luv... lol.. mayb...

    @ week long celebrations.. not a bad idea at all.. ;))....

    @ aakarsh's ...lolol...!!! blogger..!! hehe..!!!

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  6. well... love doesn't conform to any religion or faith... its a universal feeling transcending any territorial boundaries. to say that celebrating valentine's day in India will and is having adverse effects on INDIANS is absolute rubbish! proof: those beautiful carvings of men and women in intimate poses on the walls of the most ancient temples in the holiest indian cities...
    what do the shiv seniks have to say abt that, eh?

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  7. @Khadli:
    Brilliant point you've brought up...

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  8. I think that India is ,or I should say "was" the land of the Kamasutra,I don't mean them idols flashing off their genitals at the temple in Khajuraho but the essence of the book,which deals with relationships as well,is that there we no strings attatched to the "boy-girl relationship",they came fro mthe British way back in the 1920s and so the Shiv Sena got their fundamentals wrong,Valentine's day doesn't clash with the Indian culture at all,it only clashes with a "hypocritical,superimposed decency image we have stamped on ourselves"
    Perhaps the Shiv Sena never went out with girls or didn't have a healthy emotional or sexual growth so they view this stuff as obscene.

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